i couldn't make this stuff up

While I was at skiving from thesis work, updating my wishlist, i ran across a product description that mentioned 'howtothinklikeaflower.com' Shee-yeah, i thought. They have to have made that up, right? Good geek that i am, i put the address in the bar and sure enough, timed out. Then, just to be certain, I added www in front. Ta-daaaaah!

well, and then i just had to take the quiz. . . duh.



I'm best suited for "The Dorxian Snake Cult"
Although there may not be intelligent life out there, this cult thinks they've been blessed by ET. Featuring an undeniable worship of a large serpent, cult members give offerings of a virgin each full moon into the holy snake pit. Every cult should have a snake pit...

What cult fits you best?